Oksos you didnt like that one how about
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a scotsman walk into a bar and each orders a pint of beer. When the drinks arrive, they notice all three pints have a fly in them. The Englishman looks at his pint in disgust and pushes it away. The Irishman picks out the fly with his fingers, throws it on the floor, and proceeds to drink his beer. The Scotsman picks the fly out of his drink and holds it over the drink yelling, "Come on ya little b*****d spit it out
and one for the few of you on the site that drive (there has to be a couple or so)
What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits your windshield?
Its rear end!
so goodnight from me
David
