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Posted: 01.02.2017  ·  #1
Gay driving past a mental hospital when the wheel falls off his car ,standing at the side of it wondering what he's going to do when he spots a man looking over the wall from the hospital,the inmate says to the bloke why don't you take a nut of each wheel so you'll have 3 nuts on all 4 wheels and that should get you home that's a great idea so the bloke does as the inmate says and before he drives off says that was a great fix what are you doing in there and the inmate says in in here because I'm mad not f***ing stupid =)


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A man is pushing a wheelbarrow full of manure past a mental hospital. One of the inmates sitting on the wall looks down at him and asks, "what are you going to do with that ?"

"I'm going to put it on my rhubarb" says the man with the wheelbarrow.

"We get custard on our rhubarb says the inmate"

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A football match was held between the inmates of Purdysburn and the inmates of the Downshire hospital.

The score was one goal each.

Both the goals were scored by headers !

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