This old geezer was starting off the new year right by going to the gym. First day there he went around checking all the machines...our of nowhere he eyed this beautiful blonde half his age well through the door...he reushed over to the trainer and asked who is that beautiful woman..and what kind of machine would he use to get close to her...the trainer looked at him then back at the woman and remarked..I THINK YOU SHOULD START WITH THE ATM MACHINE IN THE HALLWAY..
