* Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.
* Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.
* Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
* Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
*
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
* War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
* Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
* Wise man not keep sledge hammer and slow computer in same room.
* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
And, CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY. . . .
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
* Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.
* Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
* Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
*
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
* War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
* Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
* Wise man not keep sledge hammer and slow computer in same room.
* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
And, CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY. . . .
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
