Resturant owner just heard his Chinese head chef is gonna be off sick for the day....he calls him up...you coming into work says he....no me very sick..no work today..me very sick...but i need you in here..please come in ...no no very sick.tell you what .says he . What i do when i get sick i go home and have sex with the wife..sweats all the bugs out of me ..I feel great afterwards..so go ahead and bang the wife then call me ..oh ok .you sure yes call me later......two hours later chef calls..hey boss I feel great.me coming in to work... YOU GOT BEAUTIFUL HOUSE BOSS..
