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Posted: 18.12.2016  ·  #1
Things you can get away with saying only at Christmas.

1. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

2. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

3. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

4. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

5. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

6. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

7. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

8. You still have a little bit on your chin.

9. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

10. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.


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Posted: 18.12.2016  ·  #2
I'm crying here...funny


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Posted: 18.12.2016  ·  #3
o.O :lol:


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Posted: 18.12.2016  ·  #4
Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

Thank god for christmas :D :D :D


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Posted: 18.12.2016  ·  #5
:lol: :lol:


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Posted: 19.12.2016  ·  #6
I've no idea what you're talking about O-)
:lol: :lol:


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Actually, what are you talking about? =)


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Posted: 19.12.2016  ·  #8
:up: :up:


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Posted: 22.12.2016  ·  #9
:D :D :devil:


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