B and B couple have a few yanks staying with them so they decide to have a BBQ for them to make them feel at home as the wife was going out to help the husband the big yank says tell your husband that I want my steak not under cooked not over cooked but straight down the groove I want my potatoes not hard not soft but straight down the groove and I want my veg not 
under cooked not over cooked but straight down the groove,so the wife goes out and tell the husband what the yank said ,the husband says go and tell the big ba---------rd he can kiss my ass not on the left cheek not on the right cheek but straight down the groove
under cooked not over cooked but straight down the groove,so the wife goes out and tell the husband what the yank said ,the husband says go and tell the big ba---------rd he can kiss my ass not on the left cheek not on the right cheek but straight down the groove