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Posted: 09.05.2016  ·  #1
Aussie Blonde goes to Heaven!!!

An Aussie Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a
concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates.

'I'm sorry, 'St Peter said; 'But Heaven is suffering from an overload
of godly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly Arrivals.'

'That's cool' said the Blonde, 'What does the Entrance Exam consist of?'

'Just three questions' said St Peter.

'Which are?' asked the Blonde.

'The first,' said St Peter, 'is, which two days of the week start with
the letter 'T'?

The second is, 'How many seconds are there in a year'?

The third is 'What was the name of the swag man in Waltzing Matilda?'

'Now,' said St Peter, 'Go away and think about those questions and
when I call upon you, I shall expect you to have those answers for
me.'

So the Blonde went away and gave those three questions some
considerable thought (I expect you to do the same).

The following morning, St Peter called upon the Blonde and asked if
she had considered the questions, to which she replied, 'I have.'

'Well then,' said St Peter, 'Which two days of the week start with the
letter T?'

The Blonde said, 'Today and Tomorrow.'

St Peter pondered this answer for some time, and decided that indeed
the answer can be applied to the question.

'Well then, could I have your answer to the second of the three
questions' St Peter went on, 'how many seconds in a year?'

The Blonde replied, 'Twelve!'

'Only twelve' exclaimed St Peter, 'How did you arrive at that figure?'
'Easy,' said the Blonde, 'there's the second of January, the second of
February, right through to the second of December, giving a total of
twelve seconds.'

St Peter looked at the Blonde and said, 'I need some time to consider
your answer before I can give you a decision.' And he walked away
shaking his head.

A short time later, St Peter returned to the Blonde. 'I'll allow the
answer to stand, but you need to get the third and final question
absolutely correct to be allowed into Heaven. Now, can you tell me the
answer to the name of the swag man in Waltzing Matilda?'

The blonde replied: 'Of the three questions, I found this the easiest
to answer.'
'Really!' exclaimed St Peter, 'And what is the answer?'
'It's Andy.'
'Andy??'
'Yes, Andy,' said the Blonde.

This totally floored St Peter, and he paced this way and that,
deliberating the answer. Finally, he could not stand the suspense any
longer, and turning to the blonde, asked 'How in God's name did you
arrive at THAT answer?'

'Easy' said the Blonde, 'Andy sat, Andy watched, Andy waited till his
billy boiled.'
And the Blonde entered Heaven . . . ?
. . . you're singing it now, aren't you . . . ??

See not all blondes are dumb !!!!!!


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:D


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You learn something new every day. I always thought his name was.......once !!

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See not all blondes are dumb !!!!!!


Are you sure? Using the logic for the number of seconds there would be twenty-four not twelve, 2nd and 22nd of each month also the third question was "loaded" as the name of the swag man is not in the lyrics of the song.


Am I a kill joy or what :lol:


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For the love of God!


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Some people think too deeply.
enjoyed the jokes Shivster
Wish I could remember some :-/


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John with a brain like that you are dangerous to have around.


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Posted: 15.05.2016  ·  #9
I can see why that's the case now. Lol


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Posted: 26.05.2016  ·  #10
Spanner in the works 20 seconds would be as it says 20 so it would be 252 seconds as we don't say it's the twenty two of a month :D :D


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