A turtle was walking down an alley in Belfast when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A local police officer came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.
The turtle looked at the PSNI officer with a confused look on his face and replied “I don't know, it all happened so fast.”
The turtle looked at the PSNI officer with a confused look on his face and replied “I don't know, it all happened so fast.”