Here's a laugh

It's Valentines day and Tommy brings the missus to the local chipper.
He goes to the counter and orders a plain burger, a portion of chips and a soft drink.

He is sitting at the table with the wife, carefully removing the wrapper from the burger,
cutting it evenly in half and placing one half on a napkin he then carefully counts out
the chips, one by one onto the napkin with the burger. He takes a sip of the drink and the
wife takes a sip of the drink and then places it between them on the table.

All the customers in the restaurant hearts sink in despair as they watch......

Tommy starts to eat his half of the burger and chips. There is a group of charity
volunteers sitting on the opposite table watching..... One of them approaches Tommy and
politely offers to buy them another meal with a drink. But Tommy respectively declines, explaining
they are well used to sharing.

Tommy finished his half and is wiping his mouth with his napkin and his wife is just sitting there looking
at him, having not eaten a thing. The kind charity volunteer approaches Tommy's wife and offers to buy her
a meal. She also explains to him not to worry that they are used to sharing.....

"But you haven't touched a piece of your food" says the nice charity worker.

"Oh, that's because I'm waiting" explains Tommy's wife.

"Waiting for what?" asks the charity worker.

HIS TEETH!!!!

Jason it is time to get yourself outside.

Or when you are board. Took this in Vietnam

A bottle of ass gas

How the world has changed.

Which is more worrying.... someone putting on a gag at nine minutes past midnight, or someone else liking the gag at twenty-two minutes past?
Lockdown fever alert! 🤪

Gosh lads had you nothing better to do, or was the Mrs fast asleep